Wait!! Don't Throw Back That Little Fish

Big news for all the minnow catchers of thecatching small fish, I will soon be the world record
world.In a recent article I read near the end ofholder for smallest fish caught with a fly. Even as
January, scientists think they have discoveredwe speak I am contacting the folks at
what is the world's smallest fish. The PaedocyprisGamakatsu hook manufacturers, trying to get
progenetica-a member of the carp family-hasthem to make up a bunch of #173 size hooks, so
been found in a peat swamp in Indonesia.The littlethat I can tie the world's smallest fly.Provided the
fellar or "lady" as it turns out, is a whopping 7.9Paedocypris procrastinaticus will take a fly.I also
millemeters long and has a complete vertebrae inam contacting G. Loomis to see if I can get a
it's tiny little "micro-carp" body.This has the boys.005 weight custom "A.J. Klott special" rod
down at the Raffles Museum of Biodiversitymanufactured for what surely will become the
Research doing handsprings and high fiving eachnext craze in the fishing world. You can almost
other in what must resemble a Super Bowl likesee ESPN hosting the world's first Microfishing
celebration.If I had known this was going to beChampionships of the World where heavily
such big news, I would have long ago invited thesponsored small fish enthusiasts compete for the
research team on one of my fishing adventures,BIG Bucks!!The markrting team down at Intel
because surely they would have gone ape everybetter take note of this, because they will want
time I hauled in a one inch fingerling on my threeto surely get first crack at sponsoring a "micro
inch fly.Now that is something to get excitedevent " like this.The weigh in should be an
about.The article goes on to state that the newextremely tense moment, when contestants pull
species was found in a highly acidic peat swamptheir Indo-Pacific Gobys, Paedocypris giganticas,
on the island of Sumatra in water that mostand Schindleria brevipinguis, out from their live
fishermen will refer to as "frog water". Dark teawells and leap high into the air as the winning
colored water that is 100 times more acidic thankilograms are announced. Sprinting about
rainwater. More important than that it states thatfanatically with tweezers aloft, showing the world
the male "carplet" evidently has an enlarged pelvictheir impish trophy, and tearfully thanking the
fin and exceptionally large muscles that it uses tofolks at Trilby Tropicals for supplying the brine
grasp the female during fishy copulation.Outside ofshrimp bait that brought in the "smallie".Don't
the facts that I am extremly uncomfortablelaugh-it can happen!Anyway, next time you are
knowing that the Bio boys are engaging in fishout fishing and feel that frustrating feeling of
voyeurism and that the male "mini-carp" is forcinghaving another guppy stealing your bait, you might
himself on the smaller female of the specie, it iswant to just double check that fish that appears
exciting that in this day and age we can still findto be half the size of your hook. You may have
any new specie of any sort.Of course the usualjust earned your way into the annals of fishing
doom and gloom comes with the finding, as peathistory or better yet, earned yourself a place at
swamps are under threat in Indonesia due to firesthe Royal Society of Londons next big fish
lit by plantation owners and uncheckedfry......A.J. KlottAuthor, writer of fishing humor,and
development and farming.I for one, hope to make"fly tack" peddler.A.J. writes about the
it to Sumatra soon- because this may be my onlypeople,characters and modern day events that
chance to make it into any record book of anysurround the fishing world. His first book is due
kind. I am confident that with my past history ofout in December of 2005.